President's To-Do List

1. Invade Canada
2. Change the national anthem to "America! Fuck Yeah!"
3. Legalize Weed
4. Exterminate the Hipsters
5. Exterminate the Whovians
6. Exterminate the Weaboofags.
7. Exterminate /pol/
8. Party with Putin
9. Exterminate the SJWs and their ilk.
10. Start producing Darwin Genuine Draft.
11. Convert to Asatru
12. Bomb the conservative right-wing idiots.
13. Bomb the liberal left-wing idiots.
14. Emulate the Romans.
15. Bomb ISIL
16. Allow access to Cuba
17. Party with Castro.
18. Make the future today.
19. Invent cyberware
20. Invent bioware
21. Create animalmen
22. Ban 50 Shades of Grey
23. Advance genetic engineering
24. Advance technology
25. Create the Ubermenschen
26. Eliminate poverty
27. Annex Mexico
28. Acquire nukes
29. Make cyberspace a reality
30. Make a decent Cyberpunk game.